Blogging Irregularity

You’ve seen the commercials… the man or woman is looking positively miserable as the voice over speaks of the pain of "irregularity". 

If you’re a blog owner,then it’s important to recognize that irregular blogging is detrimental to YOUR blog’s health and well being. Nothing says, "No need to subscribe to this blog’s RSS" than the most recent post being more than a few days old!

The pain of irregularity in the body is beautifully illustrated in this popular joke:

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.

The brain said, "I do all the thinking,  Therefore,  I’m the most important and I should be in charge."

The eyes said, "Most of what you know is from what I’ve seen!  I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge."

The hands said, "Without us, the body wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So we’re the most important and we should be in charge."

The stomach said, "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we’d starve. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge."

The legs said, "Without me we wouldn’t be able to move anywhere. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge."

Then the rectum finally added it’s voice to the argument with a simple, "I think I should be in charge."

All the rest of the parts said, "YOU?!? You don’t do anything! You’re not important! You can’t be in charge."

So the rectum closed up.

After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain couldn’t think at all.

They all agreed that they couldn’t take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge. And the moral of the story is?

You don’t have to be the most important to be in charge, just an a@@hole.

If you’re a blogger… remember… it’s good to be regular!

Posted by Kathy | Filed Under Blogs As Marketing Tools 

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